The most important rule of Curly Chicken is always the same:  You must come to play!  No muted mics, glam shots instead of live video or dogs in your lap to hide behind.  Unless your dog has impeccable timing and can poop on cue.  That we can work with.


*Ages 21+.  Please don't bring anyone younger.  We can tell your that's your tween behind the fake moustache.

*Clothes mandatory.  All of them.

*Video on - we don't care if you forgot mascara or hair gel or tooth-brushing  (again.)


*If you're in a home with small children, small dogs or small elderly, we suggest you retreat to your car, yard or she-shed so as to not disturb.